I'm old
I'm so old. Old old old.
At least if you reverse the digits on my age.... I'd be even older.
Ok, maybe I'm just middle-aged.
I can deal with that. It sounds a lot like "Middle Ages" which brings to mind Beowulf, Chaucer, and other cool stuff. Swords, dragons, and fair damsels to rescue.
Huh. Maybe being in my Middle Ages isn't so bad after all.
At least if you reverse the digits on my age.... I'd be even older.
Ok, maybe I'm just middle-aged.
I can deal with that. It sounds a lot like "Middle Ages" which brings to mind Beowulf, Chaucer, and other cool stuff. Swords, dragons, and fair damsels to rescue.
Huh. Maybe being in my Middle Ages isn't so bad after all.
Quit yer bellyaching, youngster. I'm shooting for "middle age" at 60!
My apparent approach to coping with birthdays has worked very well for years. During the year, I begin to confuse "almost N" with "N". When January rolls around, I've already come to grips with "N", and am pleasantly surprised that I'm not "N+1".
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Do the math. 60 is definitely NOT middle age - how many people do you know that live to be 120?
I do something similar and just start rounding up several months in advance. Melissa rounded up an entire year once and didn't realize her mistake until her next birthday. "Oh, you mean I'm really AM (N-1) again?"
And this from the Rocket Scientist.
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