I'm starting a new business in the growing field of Carbon Credits.

I have determined that I'm living a Carbon-negative lifestyle - that the trees around my house absorb more carbon than I produce* -  so I'm able to sell off some of my extra carbon credits.

But I'm doing things a little differently.

Today I'm offering up all the tree's on my property for $1,000 (US) each. With your purchase you can feel secure you are providing nature a way to absorb excess carbon from the atmosphere for an entire year. You will receive a handsome, Ink jet quality certificate with your tree's vital statistics including species, height, and trunk circumference. As you renew each year you will receive updates on the health of your tree. Your yearly donation will see these trees continue to grow and serve as buffer's against the evils of humanity.

But you must act now. All trees without a sponsor will undoubtedly be cut down and burned for firewood. Not only will your donation allow these trees to continue to live but it will keep them from becoming the dreaded carbon pollution as they keep me nice and toasty warm.

You can avoid this tragedy by donating now and saving the life of these majestic trees. So call now - operators are standing by. We accept most major credit cards, or if you prefer, use your Paypal account.

Only you can prevent deforestation and carbon emissions.



*when the gas I burn for commuting to work is excluded, of course.