Shocking deals at Dell
It seems Dell laptops have a little problem: They keep zapping users.
Dell is going about this all the wrong way. They shouldn't be saying "it's no big deal." Instead, they should license the technology to other vendors and create software development kits to facilitate electric shocks in games and other programs.
Get hit in Quake? Zap! Talk about force feedback!
Microsoft should be very interested in incorporating shocks into their products. The next MS Security Update may include a feature that zaps you every time you fire up a web browser other than Internet Explorer. Or maybe XP begins to zap users that don't upgrade to Vista. The possibilities are endless!
Employers could monitor productivity and provide a little incentive to workers that spend too much time on the web and not doing their jobs...
OUCH!
Dell is going about this all the wrong way. They shouldn't be saying "it's no big deal." Instead, they should license the technology to other vendors and create software development kits to facilitate electric shocks in games and other programs.
Get hit in Quake? Zap! Talk about force feedback!
Microsoft should be very interested in incorporating shocks into their products. The next MS Security Update may include a feature that zaps you every time you fire up a web browser other than Internet Explorer. Or maybe XP begins to zap users that don't upgrade to Vista. The possibilities are endless!
Employers could monitor productivity and provide a little incentive to workers that spend too much time on the web and not doing their jobs...
OUCH!
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